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1. Do you have fun running into walls?
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2. Does cheese talk to you when you talk to it?
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3. Have you ever eaten an entire cardboard box?
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4. Do you feel vegetables are opressed?
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5. Do you eat soap?
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6. Do you have fun disecting various objects?
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7. Do you beat people with sticks?
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8. Do you laugh psycho for no apparent reason?
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9. Have giant sheep-cows ever invaded your house?
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10. Can you amuse yourself with a pen for a few hours?
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11. Do you run alongside a clan of rabid grass?
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12. Is wearing film around your neck and a box on your head kewl?
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13. Have you ever followed orders from a toothpick?
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14. Do you write stuff that makes no sense?
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15. Are you convinced that the sun is a giant glowing piece of cheese?
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16. Have you ever lit anything on fire for pure pleasure?
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17. Are you amused by the slightest things (such as.. lights)?
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18. Do you dance around after you scare someone?
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19. Have you ever eaten a piece of sidewalk?
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20. Do you go to the mall to direct traffic?
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21. Did you ever buy a book, then stand right outside and rip it up?
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22. Do you run around with a scarf wrapped around ya head?
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23. Do ya do stuff for the reason of doin stuff?
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24. Do ya find yourself tasty?
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