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1. Do you have really long, thick hair?
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2. Do you have short hair?
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3. Do you have kinda long hair?
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4. Do you have no mustache?
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5. Do you have an invisible mustache?
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6. Do you have a faint mustache?
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7. Do you shave your mustache?
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8. Do you shave your mustache AND beard?
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9. Is your mustache/beard taking forever to catch up with yo hairy-ass self?
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10. Do you have no pit hair?
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11. Do you have weird, bushy pit hair?
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12. Do you have long, disgusting, Italian plumber pit hair?
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13. Do we really not wanna know what your pit hair is like?
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14. Do you have some small, light arm hair?
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15. Do you have some small, dark arm hair?
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16. Is your arm pretty much hairy?
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17. Can you feel your skin beneath your arm-hair?
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18. Do you comb your armhair?
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19. Do you have no pubic hair?
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20. Do you have a good amount of pubic hair?
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21. Do you have a better amount of pubic hair?
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22. Can you wrap your pubic hair around your balls and/or appropriate sex organs?
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23. Again, do we not wanna know?
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24. Do you have hairy legs?
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