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How well do you know your inner non-sequitur? What random nugget of nonsense speaks from the dark recesses of your soul? Take this quiz and find out! Disclaimer.


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1. Have you ever been described as "wiggedy wack?"

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2. When you think about Rip Taylor do you touch yourself?

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3. Could you eat about a thousand Skittles right now?

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4. Have you ever wished you could shoot BBs out of your eyes?

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5. How about Monkeys?

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6. Do you think that Anthrax should change their name to "Basket of Puppies?"

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7. Would you change YOUR name to "Basket of Puppies?"

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8. How about "Basket of Bubonic Plague?"

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9. Would you like to go rock climbing with Aleister Crowley?

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10. Have you ever squeezed your own neck until you passed out?

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11. How about your boner?

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12. Do you find the word "boner" as funny as I do?

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13. Are your fingers, like, really wierd?

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14. Have you ever had intimate relations with a melon?

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15. If so, was it "Like a virgin?"

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16. Is devil worship better than artificial sweetener?

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17. Do you smell of the exotic orient?

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18. Do you remember that episode of "That's Incredible" where the swami was in the glass box underwater for an hour?

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19. Isn't the word "swami" totally bitchin'?

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20. When people ask "Where have all the flowers gone?" Do you answer "Up my ass?"

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21. Do you think you're ready for this jelly?

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22. Are all my base belong to you?

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23. Have you ever noticed how much Peter Murphy sounds like Neil Diamond?

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24. Are you ready to rock?

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