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What is your Inner Non-Sequitur?

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Created December 2001.
A SelectSmart.com Selector by A.V. Phibes
How well do you know your inner non-sequitur? What random nugget of nonsense speaks from the dark recesses of your soul? Take this quiz and find out!
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This SelectSmart.com Humor selector, a free online personality quiz, is a creation of A.V. Phibes and for amusement purposes only. See the author's other creations, if any. The implicit and explicit opinions expressed here are the author's. SelectSmart.com does not necessarily agree.

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1. Have you ever been described as "wiggedy wack?"

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2. When you think about Rip Taylor do you touch yourself?

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3. Could you eat about a thousand Skittles right now?

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4. Have you ever wished you could shoot BBs out of your eyes?

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5. How about Monkeys?

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6. Do you think that Anthrax should change their name to "Basket of Puppies?"

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7. Would you change YOUR name to "Basket of Puppies?"

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8. How about "Basket of Bubonic Plague?"

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9. Would you like to go rock climbing with Aleister Crowley?

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10. Have you ever squeezed your own neck until you passed out?

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11. How about your boner?

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12. Do you find the word "boner" as funny as I do?

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13. Are your fingers, like, really wierd?

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14. Have you ever had intimate relations with a melon?

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15. If so, was it "Like a virgin?"

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16. Is devil worship better than artificial sweetener?

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17. Do you smell of the exotic orient?

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18. Do you remember that episode of "That's Incredible" where the swami was in the glass box underwater for an hour?

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19. Isn't the word "swami" totally bitchin'?

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20. When people ask "Where have all the flowers gone?" Do you answer "Up my ass?"

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21. Do you think you're ready for this jelly?

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22. Are all my base belong to you?

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23. Have you ever noticed how much Peter Murphy sounds like Neil Diamond?

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24. Are you ready to rock?

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