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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by FireLily, created February 2001. Have you ever been at a fancy dinner party when all of a sudden someone thwacks you on the head and sends you to your room without dessert? Maybe you were being inappropriate! I suggest you take this test to find out if you regularly behave in this fashion so you may at once link this test on your livejournal or some silly shit like that and get me famous. Disclaimer.

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1. You are at a fancy-schmancy dinner party. The person next to you farts but only you hear (and smell) it. You should loudly tell your fellow diner to go live in the zoo, you disgusting cretin!

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2. You are walking down the street to your neighborhood bar when a woman trips and drops her packages. You should help her with her packages and then drop them again, point and laugh, then run away.

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3. You go to a party and realize you are severely over-dressed. It would be a good idea to take off your pants.

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4. You are in a business meeting in a large office building with big windows. A pigeon slams into the window and plummets to its death. Right now would be a great time to rush downstairs and get the lovely, lovely, carcass before anyone else tries to eat it.

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5. Your mother-in-law is coming for dinner. You only made dinner for two. You should fake your own death.

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6. On line in the supermarket, someone accidentally bumps you with their cart. You really need to go suffocate that person with their box of Pop Tarts

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7. You are online and see this quiz. You should take it.

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8. You are online and see this quiz. You should take it.

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9. Some things are better left unsaid.

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10. Some things are better left unlicked.

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11. If you drop something on the floor, if you pick it up in three seconds, it's OK to eat it. Even if it is a shoe.

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12. Leeches make great bandaids.

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13. It's ok to ask if they are real if the girl has really big boobs.

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14. It's ok to ask if they are real if the guy has really big balls.

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15. Ping-Pong is a complex game of skill, strategy, and cunning.

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16. This is a trick question.

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17. That last question was a trick question.

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18. Pants are optional on Sundays.

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19. November is National Celery Month

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20. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I know it's not a question. Just answer.

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