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HumorWhat kind of bitch are you?
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Created November 2002.
A SelectSmart.com Selector by Winged Bitch
**The Nice Bitches at The Bloody Rag want to challenge you** Are you a total bitch, a total pussy or a wanna-be? Find out what kind of bitch you really are...
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This SelectSmart.com Humor selector, a free online personality quiz, is a creation of Winged Bitch and for amusement purposes only. See the author's other creations, if any. The implicit and explicit opinions expressed here are the author's. SelectSmart.com does not necessarily agree.
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1. An aquaintance of yours who's never bothered to hide her jealousy of you tells you that your man put the moves on her. He, of course, denies it. Do you dump him anyway?
Prioritize your choice above:
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2. You get a phone call from Trailer Trash Central (aka the Jerry Springer show). They want to fly you to Chicago because your best friend wants to tell you a secret. Do you go?
Prioritize your choice above:
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3. You're going down on your man, working on an earth-rocking orgasmic kiss, when you notice it smells like a rather large halibut died down there. Do you stop and tell him to disinfect first?
Prioritize your choice above:
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4. Your sister's getting married and you're broke. Your Mother offers to lend you a credit card to go buy a dress for the occasion, but only a dress. While you're out shopping you find a pair of pants that you've been dying to have, on the clearance rack no less. Do you buy them too?
Prioritize your choice above:
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5. It's 4am and you've been out drinking for the past 6 hours. You're still drunk and accidentally sideswipe a car on a quiet neighboring street. Do you stop and leave a note?
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6. Is the following sentence correct? I just gave it to whoever was at home.
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7. You're housesitting for a friend and while feeding her darling pet gerbil you realize it's gone to the Great Habitrail in the sky. Do you buy another one to replace it without telling her?
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8. You're visiting your parents and hop on their computer to check your email. While browsing through the files looking for an article you'd saved last time you were there you come across your Dad's stash of kiddie porn. Do you tell?
Prioritize your choice above:
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9. A casual friend mentions that she'd like to try the bi experience and more importantly that she'd like to try it with you. Do you bite?
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