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2. Are you comfortable with speaking to strangers?
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3. Are you comfortable with yelling at strangers?
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4. Are you comfortable with asking for money from strangers?
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5. Are you angry because you have to wear clothing?
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6. Do you LOVE your family (in unnatural ways)?
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7. Have you ever seriously considered escaping from a federal building (school, town hall, insane asylum...)?
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8. Does the world ever cheat you?
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9. Do you ever have really bad days?
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10. Do you watch Star Trek?
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11. Do you get out enough?
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12. Is your favorite color black?
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13. Have you ever lived in a log cabin?
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14. Do you have a rocking chair on your porch?
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15. Do you have a shotgun on your porch?
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16. Do you have only one set of clothing?
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17. If your last answer was yes, does that set have patches?
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18. Do you keep all of your posessions on you?
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19. Do you belong to any strange clubs (American Hemmorhoid Association, Ministry of Siamese Cats, DHS)?
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20. Would you consider yourself talkative, almost to a dangerous level?
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