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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by Heather, created April 2002. Why would you wanna know what inanimate object you resemble? WHY NOT? Take this fun little thingie and you will soon find out what you would be if you were... well.. in inanimate object... Disclaimer

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1. Do you like cheese?
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2. If someone broke into your home would you defend yourself?
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3. Do you have more than one belly button?
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4. Do you like Taco Bell?
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5. Do you look human?
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6. If you had the option of being on television, would you do it?
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7. Do you like roller coasters?
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8. The answer to this question is "Yes"..
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9. Are you easy to please?
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10. Do you often find yourself feeling lonely?
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11. Do you wish you were more popular?
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12. Do you talk to yourself?
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13. Are you a conformist?
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14. Do you like SIlver better than Gold?
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15. Do you like Lucky Charms?
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16. If someone paied you 500 dollars to eat an ounce of shrooms would you do it?
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17. Are you a druggie?
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18. Are you likeable?
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19. Does everyone always forget your name?
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20. Would you want to be immortal if you could be?
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21. Are you an emotional person?
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22. Do you watch cartoons?
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23. Was this fun to answer?
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24. Can you whistle?
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