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2. Does the idea of a quiet night and a cup of cocoa appeal to you?

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3. Is music a beautiful, beautiful thing?

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4. Is watching sports a regular activity for you?

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5. Are you a pack rat, complete with stashes of random objects?

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6. Are you a dark, tortured soul?

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7. Would you rather prance through an enchanted forest than set foot indoors?

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8. Does the word 'senile' mean anything to you?

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9. Could you count all the cosmetics you own on one hand?

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10. Is your medicine cabinet your best friend?

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11. Have you ever fantasized about a date that includes a food fight?

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12. Do you more often than not find yourself wishing it would all just go away?

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13. Do you know who Vermeer is?

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14. Do you prefer your partners aged like a fine wine (yes) or still suckling with a pacifier (no)?

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15. Does the word 'tinkle' make you think of a urinal?

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16. Respect your elders?

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17. Is Chicago going to make it to the playoffs this year?

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18. Is the sight of wood grain pleasing?

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19. Are you a dull, dusty color (yes) or something vibrant and fresh (no)?

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20. If you had to choose one, television (yes) or radio (no)?

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