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Maybe you've wondered what sort of inanimate object you'd be should all your human DNA be sapped from your body? If not, too bad. You know you want to find out now anyhow. Disclaimer.


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2. Does the idea of a quiet night and a cup of cocoa appeal to you?

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3. Is music a beautiful, beautiful thing?

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4. Is watching sports a regular activity for you?

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5. Are you a pack rat, complete with stashes of random objects?

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6. Are you a dark, tortured soul?

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7. Would you rather prance through an enchanted forest than set foot indoors?

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8. Does the word 'senile' mean anything to you?

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9. Could you count all the cosmetics you own on one hand?

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10. Is your medicine cabinet your best friend?

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11. Have you ever fantasized about a date that includes a food fight?

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12. Do you more often than not find yourself wishing it would all just go away?

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13. Do you know who Vermeer is?

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14. Do you prefer your partners aged like a fine wine (yes) or still suckling with a pacifier (no)?

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15. Does the word 'tinkle' make you think of a urinal?

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16. Respect your elders?

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17. Is Chicago going to make it to the playoffs this year?

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18. Is the sight of wood grain pleasing?

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19. Are you a dull, dusty color (yes) or something vibrant and fresh (no)?

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20. If you had to choose one, television (yes) or radio (no)?

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