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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by Lyndsay, created November 2001. Maybe you've wondered what sort of inanimate object you'd be should all your human DNA be sapped from your body? If not, too bad. You know you want to find out now anyhow. The next page will include info about each result, also there click for relevant Amazon deals. Disclaimer.
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5. Are you a pack rat, complete with stashes of random objects?
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7. Would you rather prance through an enchanted forest than set foot indoors?
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19. Are you a dull, dusty color (yes) or something vibrant and fresh (no)?
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