Would you survive through a zombie attack? – Free Humor multiple choice Quiz & Selector

Would you survive through a zombie attack?

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1. First things first: Choose a weapon!

Macheti.

Handgun.

Shotgun.

Lamp.

Metal Pipe.

Butcher Knife.

Broken Bottle.

Weapon.. for what?

Not sure

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2. Secondly; where are you headed?

The Mall.

Wal-Mart.

Boat/Cruise Ship.

Home.

Police Station.

The source of the zombies.

Abandoned apartment complex.

A secluded cabin in the woods.

Not important

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3. So, you have a weapon and a destination.. but do you even know how to take a zombie down?

I don't know, I'd just run!

Shoot their heart!

Shoot their head!

Shoot them until they stop moving!

Burn them!

Bludgeon it until it stops moving!

Not sure

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4. Alright, now you start to head to your destination/elsewhere. You find someone along the way, but they have been bitten. You...

Take them with you. Maybe you can find a cure along the way...

Take them with you. You can' just leave them.. They're still a human being, after all!

Leave them.. It's too dangerous.

Kill them. You feel bad, but they would have been a zombie sooner then later anyway.

Kill them by snapping their neck. Saves bullets!

Not sure

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5. Oh no, you find out your friend has been bitten as well! You..

Wait and see what happens.

Leave them, and get far enough away so you won't have to face them again as a zombie.

Kill them. There is nothing you can do for them.

Kill them. Better them then you.

Cry, and cry and cry!

Not sure

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6. You come to a door. Behind you are dozens of zombies. You can go left, right, straight or in the door. You..

Go in the door!

Run left/right!

Try to fight them all off!

Shove the nearest person at them and run!

Anything but the door; you'd need the key first. And you won't get that until you reach the next area. Duh.

I don't know! Ahh!

Not sure

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7. So tell me a little about yourself.. do you trust the government/large corporations during this attack?

Of course! They'll send the millitary/task force to save us!

Not really, but for different reasons.

Of course not, this is probably THEIR fault.

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8. Do you think you could sacrifice another person, if it meant you would live?

Sure; better them then me.

If I absolutely had to.

I couldn't.

Of course not.

No! Never!

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9. So tell me; who all are you with?

My friends; who love/play zombie games as much as I do!

My friends; who are just as scared as me!

Some random people I've met along the way.

Random people; including the bitten guy..

As many people as I can find. Saftey in numbers!

No one. Others would only slow me down.

No one. Everyone else has already been killed. (Not saying if it was zombies or.. 'someone' else, though.)

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10. And lastly.. play any zombie games?

All the time!

Occasionally.

Rarely.

No, never.

I've spent more money on playing House of the Dead then on all dates I've been on combined.. and multiplied by 10.

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