1. Do you need to wear a tinfoil hat? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 2. Are the windows on the train made of plexiglas? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 3. Say you live by a lake... is it man-made? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 4. ...is it polluted? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 5. Should the eastern bastards freeze in the dark? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 6. Do you know when the next Roll-Up-The-Rim-To-Win contest is? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 7. ...are you looking forward to it? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 8. Has your city ever placed a bid to host the Olympics? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 9. ...did they win? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 10. ...did they make a profit? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 11. Is your Premier a stupid fat drunk? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 12. ...is his name Ralph? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 13. ...do you even know what a Premier is? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 14. Have you ever been late for school or work because you couldn't find your other snowshoe? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 15. Is your city or town overrun by flies in the summer? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 16. Is the guy in the cardboard box next to yours overrun by fleas? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 17. Is your surrounding area really flat? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 18. ...flat like Torontonian women? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 19. It's aboot time I stopped making fun of Hogtown, eh? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Results! button below. Just for fun, predict what your #1 result will be.Your prediction will not influence your results. Predict Your ResultAlbertan Calgarian Newfie Ontarian Queeb Torontonian Vancouverite Yukonite
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