1. Have you ever wished you were festively adorned with a string? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 2. As a child did you ever have dreams about tiny, shallow plastic bowls? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 3. Do you contain any of the following materials: cotton, polyesther, polyethylene or rayon? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 4. Do you think vinegar is best left as an ingredient in salad dressings? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 5. Do you suffer from claustrophobia? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 6. Are you made of metal? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 7. Do you ever feel the urge to make your surroundings smell good? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 8. Have you ever compulsively washed containers out for no reason, even if they were already clean? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 9. Have you ever longed for a tail? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 10. Would you rather have wings than arms? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 11. Have you ever wanted to be absorbent? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 12. Do you use a significant amount of towels (three or more) when exiting the shower? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 13. Would you enjoy standing in a crowded subway car for several hours? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 14. Do you enjoy lying flat on the ground and gazing up at clouds? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 15. Do you like to catch snowflakes on your tongue? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 16. Have you ever taken a long walk while it was raining? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 17. If you got a new bicycle would you want it to have a "banana" style seat? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 18. Are you a fan of Michael Jackson? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 19. Have you ever wanted to take part in a quilting bee? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 20. When you stop at a convenience store to buy a fountain drink, do you always get the 90 ounce Behemoth Gulp size? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 21. Have you ever wanted to go whitewater river rafting? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 22. Do you like to hug people, even strangers, just because you really like the feeling of wrapping your arms around someone? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 23. Have you ever woken up to find that your back was stuck your sheets? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 24. Do you like flowers? Yes No No preference Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Results! button below. Just for fun, predict what your #1 result will be.Your prediction will not influence your results. Predict Your ResultTampon Pantiliner Douche Feminine Deodorant Spray Basic Sanitary Napkin Menstrual Cup Deluxe Ultra Maxi-Thin with Wings, Quilted Dr
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