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1. Do you think its funny whenever somebody says the word balls in any sentence?
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2. does the word "pupil" for some odd reason sound sick?
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3. does this sentence sound gross?: "The Chinese man recently ate his pussycat"
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4. does this sentence?: "i like to eat quiche" (think about the texture of the food and what it relates to)
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5. do you think Dicks the awesome-ist name ever?
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6. can you relate food to any sexual organ of the human body?
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7. is sexual organ a funny word?
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8. is "the white stuff in the middle of a Oreo is my favorite" sound sick?
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9. does"put it in the garbage can"sound sick?
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10. is poppycock popcorn your favorite brand of caramel corn?
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11. is it because of the name?(mmmmmmmm........mmmmmmmm nothing like some good poppycock in the morning;-) )
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12. do get why people would like it because of the name?
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13. bananas are funny fruits, aren't they?
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14. melons are funny fruits
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15. when somebody says the word head what picture come into your mind? (yes/penis, no/human head)
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16. so far your enjoying this quiz
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17. do you wish your name was Dick just so you could say "hi I'm Dick"and have a shirt that has "Dick" embroidered on it? or wear a nametag that says "hi my name is Dick"?
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18. is "I'm going to read my book now" a dirty sentence(think about it! use you imagination!)
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19. would you know what it meant if a really hot man/woman said "lets go downtown"?
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20. are you even the slightest bit horny after taking this selector?
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