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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by katrinalynn19, created June 2006.
I have a couple ex boyfriends that stand out in my mind for their uniqueness. Would you rank the same as one of them? Disclaimer.

The first selector question is below.

1. Have you ever cheated on me?

No, I never did I'm a good boy!

No, but only because I couldn't get anyone else.

No, but I'd like you to be my mistress now.

Yes, once but I left you for her.

No, I wouldn't cheat, I'd break up first.

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2. Have you ever pressured me for a threesome?

No, I don't even really like sex.

Yes, all the time, it would be fun.

Yes, with the girl I cheated on you with.

No, that's not my thing.

Only if it was what you wanted.

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3. Have you ever emotionally manipulated me?

Yes, every time I'm mad at you.

Only to make you feel guilty and have sex with me.

Yes, but it wasn't my fault. I'm bi polar.

Maybe once or twice but not often.

No, I don't believe in trying to control someone that way.

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4. Have you ever not talked to me for long periods of time?

Yes, I punish you by ignoring you for about two weeks.

Talk? What's that mean?

Yes, I've disappeared for months at a time.

No, we talked every day until we broke up.

We didn't talk every day but we did keep in touch.

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5. Have we ever gone out dancing?

No, that would mean actually getting off the couch and going out.

No, that would mean doing something other then just having sex.

I watched you dance and sulked because I can't dance.

Once and it was fun.

Want to go now?

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6. Have I ever lent you money?

Yes and I still owe you a bundle.

No, but I made you buy me things.

Yes, I was a poor college student.

No, we shared expenses.

We helped each other out.

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7. Are you good with my kids?

Yes, I'm a great "father" when I'm around.

Kids? Ewww, gross!

Yes, we're on the same mental level.

I tried my best.

Yes, because I have my own.

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8. Are you younger then me?

No, we are the same age.

Both physically and mentally.

Just a little bit.

Age is just a number.

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9. Did you go out of your way to make me jealous?

Yes, I constantly told you about the women who wanted me!

Only if you count the chicks I wanted to have threesomes with.

Nope, I was pretty good at being discreet.

No, but I was the one who cheated.

No, why would I do that?

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10. Did you want a long term commitment from me?

No, I just wanted you to have a baby for me.

Does long term sex count?

I am bi polar, so part of me did.

I did, until the whole cheating thing.

I wanted to see where we both ended up.

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11. Did you say I love first?

Yes, and I truly meant it.

Only when you were dumping me.

No, you said it first and I ran away.

We said it together.

Does it matter who said it first?

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12. Did you know my three biggest fears?

No, but I could guess one of them.

That would mean actually talking to each other and not having sex.

No, because it was all about me.

I did once upon a time.

Zombies, death, and Alzheimer's.

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13. Did you know my friends?

I knew some of them.

Friends? There's that talking thing again.

I knew them and I didn't like them.

I knew them and thought they were cool.

I knew them; liked some disliked others.

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14. Did you ever send me flowers?

Yes, pretty roses a couple times.

No, but we had sex outside...does that count?

No, but I probably meant to.

Once, and they were beautiful.

I even know your favorite flower.

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15. Do you have an accent?

Yes, part Georgia, part Central PA.

Pure Central PA.

Nope, unless Philly counts.

A sexy British one.

No, but I could fake any accent you wanted.

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