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for ages women from all around the globe have been asking: "what does my neighbour's wife, boss, laundry cashier and supermarket cheese tester woman say about me?" now we have the answer! just take this test and prepare to be bitchalyzed!
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1. Are you 13 or older? (you need to be over 13 years old to be llegaly a bitch)

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2. are you a woman? (if you are a man pretending to be a woman and you have no lipstick on your face, the answer is "no"))

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3. Are you from Canada, you bitch?

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4. In relationships, do things usually go your way?

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5. Have you ever gotten pregnant intentionally, just to lure someone into a lasting relationship?

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6. have you ever been on a catfight?

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7. how about a fist fight?

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8. have you ever slapped someone?

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9. Have you ever kicked someone in the nuts?

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10. Have you ever given someone the silent treatment?

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11. Do you wear fake nails?

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12. If so, do you often find dried blood beneath them?

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13. Do you carry mace or pepper spray for self defense?

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14. Do you have more enemies than friends?

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15. Would you say your mom is a bitch?

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16. Do any of your screen names contain the words "angel", "cat", "qtie", "69", "tigress", "vam", or "vixen"?

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17. Have you ever been to prison, either to visit or because you kind of had to go there?

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18. Have you ever used your TEETH during oral sex (on a man or a woman)?

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19. Have you ever threatened to commit suicide just to get attention?

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20. Have you ever pushed someone in a wheelchair over wet concrete and left them there? Ha ha.

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21. Do you avoid beggars on the street?

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22. Have you ever stood someone up?

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23. Have you ever dumped anyone?

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24. Have you ever cheated on someone?

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