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2. Are you lactose intolerant?
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3. You're not a vegetarian, are you?
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4. Do you dye/color/perm your hair?
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5. When I say "I was trying to get somewhere but now I'm following the traces of your fingernails that run along the windshield on the boat of car" do you know what I'm talking about?
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6. Are you at least eighteen years old?
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7. Politically, do you consider yourself more conservative than liberal?
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8. Do you like dogs?
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9. Do you like cats?
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10. Do you like Disneyland (the one in California)? (If you've never been to Disneyland, click "No Preference.")
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11. As a television network, do you respect the WB?
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12. What about Fox?
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13. Honestly, do you floss?
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14. Do you have cable/satellite TV?
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15. Do you know HTML?
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16. Do you find Ovaltine commercials to be creepy?
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17. tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a' ?
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18. Do you know what "divorced eggs" are?
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19. If I say "MTV is really getting crappy," would you agree with me?
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20. Do you think AOL Instant Messenger would be better if they did away with the "Warn" function?
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21. Do you agree that socialism and communism suck major hosewater?
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22. Group A is German, Norwegian, Russian, and Polish. Group B is French, Spanish, Italian, and Welsh. If you prefer Group A, click "Yes." If you prefer Group B, click "No."
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23. Is it spelt "gray" or "grey"? If "gray," click "Yes." If "grey," click "No."
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24. If you are using a PC to answer this, click "Yes." If you are using a MacIntosh, click "No." If you are using Unix, Linux, or some other absurd computer product I don't know about, click "No Preference."
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