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Are you a nerdy geek, a paranoid blond, a "bombshell", a tubby creative thing, a psycho cat, a morbidly obise and sickeningly old cat, a helplessly nice and dopey dog, or a feisty, strangely dog-like, hairy houdini.
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1. Do you often use 9 year old legos and kinex pieces?
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2. Do you have very thick glasses, red hair, and braces or at least two of the above?
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3. Is the tip of your nose sharp enough to cut through 4 inches of steel?
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4. Do you write overly depressing poetry?
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5. Do you sometimes have an incredible lust for human flesh?
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6. Do you wheeze when you sleep?
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7. Do you appear frightening yet are, in truth, a very kind individual?
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8. When you hear fireworks in the distance do you have an urge to jump over a fence?
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9. Are you often found crafting things from balsa wood and plastic?
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10. Are you constantly surrounded by a crowd of friends?
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11. Are you (Or do you suffer the sad misconception of being) very beautiful?
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12. Are you obsessed with whether or not you are overweight?
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13. Are you, at times, too lazy to walk more than ten paces?
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14. Are you very old? (Over the age of 82)
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15. Do you become very depressed without constant exposure to certain people?
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16. Are you very dainty yet frisky?
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17. Are you a creative person?
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18. Are you athletic?
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19. Does your daily vocabulary consist of, "Teenage Boys?!" and or "I'm a hot bombshell!"
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20. Do you spen at least 60 percent of your life smacking into walls and claiming that mother nature (or the government) is after your blood?
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21. Do you spontaneously attack other people?
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22. Do you become very angry when people prod, poke, or touch your very soft and squishy stomach?
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23. Do you enjoy interactions with other people more than energy consuming sports or games?
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24. Do you always appear to be smiling, even when you aren't?
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