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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Jay Bone Thug Hound, created March 2008. Me being a whiskey connaisseur i often wonder what type of whiskey i would be, and now with this selector me and everyone else can figure it out.
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1. do you like whiskey
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2. do you like bourbon
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3. do you like canadian whiskey
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4. do you like tennessee whiskey
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5. do you like blended whiskey
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6. do you consume 10 or more whiskey drinks a week
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7. do you remember any superbowls since you started drinking
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8. do you have a friend in the army named charles
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9. do you mix any whiskey with sweet and sour mix to make a redneck margarita
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10. do you drink alone
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11. do you feel strangely compelled to put cherry juice in your whiskey drink
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12. are you male and or superior
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13. are you female and or inferior
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14. are you jewish and or a cheapass
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15. are you asian and or have a small tolerance to alcohol
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16. are you canadian and or mentally disabled
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17. have you ever gone on a six month drinking binge
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18. have you ever shot whiskey out of a coke can that was cut in half
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19. have you ever been so drunk you stayed hungover for 3 days after you sobered up
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20. have you ever done a naked cartwheel while smoking a cig just to win a bet
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21. have you ever had a police car break down in your driveway while two asians were fighting on the road in front of your house
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22. have you ever puked outside of a blues bar just for sheer enjoyment
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23. have you ever been so drunk you could defy gravity
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24. have you ever drawn a map on the bathroom floor while laying there naked in a pool of your own vomit
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