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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Dr. Drailius Maximus, created March 2008.
As an avid alcoholic i have composed a test to help you determine what drink is right for you. Disclaimer.
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The first selector question is below.


1. Are you sophisticated?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

2. Are you prone to random violence?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

3. Are you a major cause of unwanted sexual encounters?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

4. Do you want to quit your job?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

5. Do you pay good money for quality alcohol?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

6. Do you prefer a cheap quick drunk?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

7. Do you like boats?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

8. Have you ever robbed anyone?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

9. Has anyone ever told you that you smelled like insecticide?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

10. Have you ever driven your car through a catfish pond?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

11. Do you get alot of vitamin c in your diet?
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High Medium Low

12. Ever been lit on fire?
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High Medium Low

13. Do you cause alot of people headaches?
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High Medium Low

14. Are you all American?
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High Medium Low

15. Are you a very hairy person?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

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