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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Jon Pfeiffer, created April 2001.
Have you ever had one of those nights where you just don't know what to drink? Well here's the solution, we'll decide for you. Disclaimer.
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The first selector question is below.


1. Do you want to get really drunk?
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2. Are you willing to get sick?
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3. Are you concerned with cost?
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4. Do you like to taste the alcohol?
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5. Do you like beer?
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6. Do you like wine?
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7. Do you like hard alcohol?
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8. The Dick?
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9. Do you have refined tastes?
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10. Are you trying to hook up tonight?
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11. Do you want to appear masculine?
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12. Do you want to appear feminine?
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13. Do you want your drink to look cool?
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14. Do you want to stump the bartender?
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15. Domestic or import(Domestic = yes, import = no)?
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16. Have you had more than 10 drinks tonight?
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17. Do you have to go to work tomorrow?
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18. Do you like fruit flavors?
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19. Are you adventurous?
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20. Are you looking for a one shot wonder?
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21. Do you know the Muffin Man?
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22. Do speak with an accent?
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23. Is it a real accent?
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24. Is it a southern accent?
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