1. Do you always have to be the best, even if your social life sucks? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 2. Would you give a cop the finger even if he saved you from a mugger? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 3. Are you a swarthy business major? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 4. Do you and your friends all have the same speech pattern? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 5. Do you swoon when you smell Abercrombie visors soaked in beer? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 6. Are you obscure, generic and uncomfortable around minorities? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 7. Is there a quantitative difference between a Semiotics class and a Semiotics class in New York? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 8. Do you pride yourself on 'not seeming Ivy League outside of class'? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 9. If someone insulted your school, would you be so offended that you'd have to pour the cup of motor oil you were drinking on their heads? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 10. Are you more acquainted with power than with sex? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 11. Is there a quantitative difference between a Semiotics class and a random bull session about Semiotics, supported by readings from a text? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 12. Sure, I party more than a dorky Harvard kid. Like, every few weeks when all of my work is done. Wait, standing around doesn't constitute a party? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 13. Are you thinking about suicide? Without a trace of irony? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 14. Fraternity is more important that liberty or equality. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Results! button below. Just for fun, predict what your #1 result will be.Your prediction will not influence your results. Predict Your ResultHarvard Brown Dartmouth Yale Cornell Penn Columbia
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