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▷What is your Inner Non-Sequitur? SelectSmart.com free Humor personality test, selector quiz, matching, choose, compare.
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By A.V. Phibes (Search Google for other selectors by A.V. Phibes)

How well do you know your inner non-sequitur? What random nugget of nonsense speaks from the dark recesses of your soul? Take this quiz and find out!

  • This SelectSmart.com Humor selector, a free online personality quiz, is a creation of A.V. Phibes and for amusement purposes only. The implicit and explicit opinions expressed here are the author's. SelectSmart.com does not necessarily agree.
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    1. Have you ever been described as "wiggedy wack?"
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    2. When you think about Rip Taylor do you touch yourself?
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    3. Could you eat about a thousand Skittles right now?
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    4. Have you ever wished you could shoot BBs out of your eyes?
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    5. How about Monkeys?
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    6. Do you think that Anthrax should change their name to "Basket of Puppies?"
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    7. Would you change YOUR name to "Basket of Puppies?"
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    8. How about "Basket of Bubonic Plague?"
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    9. Would you like to go rock climbing with Aleister Crowley?
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    10. Have you ever squeezed your own neck until you passed out?
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    11. How about your boner?
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    12. Do you find the word "boner" as funny as I do?
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    13. Are your fingers, like, really wierd?
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    14. Have you ever had intimate relations with a melon?
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    15. If so, was it "Like a virgin?"
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    16. Is devil worship better than artificial sweetener?
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    17. Do you smell of the exotic orient?
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    18. Do you remember that episode of "That's Incredible" where the swami was in the glass box underwater for an hour?
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    19. Isn't the word "swami" totally bitchin'?
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    20. When people ask "Where have all the flowers gone?" Do you answer "Up my ass?"
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    21. Do you think you're ready for this jelly?
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    22. Are all my base belong to you?
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    23. Have you ever noticed how much Peter Murphy sounds like Neil Diamond?
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    24. Are you ready to rock?
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