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Do you have a sick mind?

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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by Meggie, created May 2005.
find out whether your sheltered and totally clean or whether you have the sickest mind ever!(well its pretty hard to beat me) Disclaimer.


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1. Do you think its funny whenever somebody says the word balls in any sentence?

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2. does the word "pupil" for some odd reason sound sick?

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3. does this sentence sound gross?: "The Chinese man recently ate his pussycat"

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4. does this sentence?: "i like to eat quiche" (think about the texture of the food and what it relates to)

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5. do you think Dicks the awesome-ist name ever?

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6. can you relate food to any sexual organ of the human body?

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7. is sexual organ a funny word?

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8. is "the white stuff in the middle of a Oreo is my favorite" sound sick?

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9. does"put it in the garbage can"sound sick?

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10. is poppycock popcorn your favorite brand of caramel corn?

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11. is it because of the name?(mmmmmmmm........mmmmmmmm nothing like some good poppycock in the morning;-) )

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12. do get why people would like it because of the name?

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13. bananas are funny fruits, aren't they?

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14. melons are funny fruits

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15. when somebody says the word head what picture come into your mind? (yes/penis, no/human head)

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16. so far your enjoying this quiz

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17. do you wish your name was Dick just so you could say "hi I'm Dick"and have a shirt that has "Dick" embroidered on it? or wear a nametag that says "hi my name is Dick"?