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Are you an obnoxious customer?

5 from 5 votes. 2,275 visitors' top results Created August 2000.

A SelectSmart.com Selector by Chad Hoolihan
This is a test to determine if you are the kind of customer cashiers tell horror stories about. I've worked in various grocery stores and this test is based on the complaints I've heard from cashiers time and time again. This test is not meant to be an indictment of anyone's shopping style, but it might be something to think about depending on your results...
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1. Do you flagrantly and defiantly disregard the "NO Shoes, NO Shirt, NO Service" rule?

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2. If you have to wait in line, even for a short time, will you get huffy and dart to another line to save three seconds?

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3. Do you carry on heated cell phone conversations while the cashier rings up your order, sometimes even oblivious to the fact that you are at the store?

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4. Do you view your coupons as though they are your children, becoming personally offended if one is rejected?

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5. Do you discipline your children loudly and aggressively while you are shopping?

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6. Do you avoid letting whatever bad day you might be having affect your attitude toward the cashier?

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7. Have you ever indignantly declared to the cashier, or whoever was handy, that you would "Never return to this store again!"

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8. Did you return?

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9. Do you ever zip into the express lane knowing full well that you have too many items, hoping the cashier won't notice?

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10. If you were caught engaged in the above activity, did you say "Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention"?

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11. Are you a friend or relative of high-ranking store personnel and make it a point to inform the cashier of this in order to subtly (or not so subtly) suggest that you deserve special treatment?

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12. Do you treat your shopping experience like a military operation? (Every aspect of the shopping is planned to perfection. If there is any deviation, however small, war is declared on the perceived offender.)

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13. Do you watch the cashier ring up your order with frightening vigilance, pointing out every item that is supposed to be on sale before the cashier can scan it?

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14. Do you come up to the register with an enormous amount of groceries, only to end up deciding that you don't want most of them?

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15. Do you generally hold the cashier personally reponsible for any inconviences you experience while shopping, even if they had nothing to do with any of your problems?

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16. Will you haggle, cajole, or argue with a cashier to the bitter end if you think you can save a few pennies?

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17. Do you discuss your personal life with the cashier in elaborate and endless detail?

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18. Have you ever thrown anything at a cashier, or threatened violence?

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19. Have you ever held up a line over some trivial dispute, and then tried to draw blame from yourself and onto the cashier by sanctimoniously saying "Just finish my order, there are people waiting in line!"

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20. Do you realize that the motto "The customer is always right" does not necessarily apply to stark, raving lunatics or opportunists?

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21. Do you automatically assume that the cashier is beneath you or an idiot?

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22. Do you purposely use coupons that you know don't match what you purchased?

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23. Are you considerate of your fellow shoppers?

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24. Do you realize that the world does not revolve around you?

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