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1. If I were to accidentally hit an animal while driving my car, I would stop and get out to see if I could help it.
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2. I would quit my job to care for an elderly or disabled family member.
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3. If I accidentally saw another student's answer to a test question, I would still miss the question before cheating.
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4. Lying is unacceptable under any circumstances, even to save a life.
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5. If someone admires something I have, I want to share it with them or give it away.
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6. I always try to make the other person feel comfortable and never look better than they are at something..
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7. I am always happy to see others succeed and am truly happy for them.
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8. I can love everyone, even the folks society has rejected.
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9. I spend a lot of my time volunteering to charity, soup kitchens or whatever I can find to help.
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10. If I found a wallet full of money, I would return every cent.
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11. I could never harm anyone, even in self defense.
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12. I would give the shirt off my back to a total stranger if they asked me.
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13. Patience and kindness are always rewarded.
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14. I will walk out of a movie if it is in poor taste or offensive to me..
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15. Violent action films are great entertainment to me.
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16. I enjoy horror shows & monster movies.
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17. Violence is OK if it is just a cartoon.
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18. I think many people who drive rudely or just too fast have anger management problems.
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19. I would rather be plain ugly than too attractive so I could be loved for who I really am inside.
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20. We should find ways to rehabilitate all our criminals and eliminate the penal system.
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21. I would never laugh at someone else's pain.
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22. I am a vegetarian because I can't imagine eating the flesh of any living creature.
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23. Pets are a drain on our resources which could be spent on other human beings.
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24. Money is an evil and I wish we could learn to live without it.
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