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A SelectSmart.com Alcoholic Beverages Selector by Bagpuss, created May 2000. When in a British pub, the newcomer can easily be bewildered by the vast selection of beverages on offer (unless they are in a Firkin pub). Hopefully this guide will be of some aid in such a situation.
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2. Do you like your drink to taste of something?
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8. Do you want a drink that slips down easily?
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9. Do you think the perfect end to a night out is waking up in a police cell?
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