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▷Which is the right beer for you? SelectSmart.com free Beer & Breweries personality test, selector quiz, matching, choose, compare.
Please Report Broken Or Missing Images.Which is the right beer for you?
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By Mike Neilson (Search Google for other selectors by Mike Neilson)
This is a simple test designed to figure out which beer is best suited for you. It is has situational questions so that you can return on different nights with different budgets/frames of mind/aspirations and the exam will produce different answers suited for each occasion.
  • This SelectSmart.com Beer & Breweries selector, a free online personality quiz, is a creation of the author named above above and for amusement purposes only. The implicit and explicit opinions expressed here are the author's. SelectSmart.com does not necessarily agree.
    • 1. Do you feel like spending less than $20 on a case of beer?
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    2. Are you looking for a dark beer?
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    3. Does your hair often attract attention when you are in public (has anyone ever whispered/yelled the word "mullet" while laughing and pointing)?
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    4. Do you think of yourself as being a pretty smart person?
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    5. Do you like the taste of yak's blood, vomit, or Coors Light?
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    6. Are you easily confused by bottles, especially ones that aren't twist tops?
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    7. Have you ever punctured holes in a can of beer for the purpose of drinking it faster?
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    8. ...ever tried it with a bottle (retard)?
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    9. And how about those fine malt beverages in "perfectly sized" 40 oz. containers? Do you like them?
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    10. Do you puke often?
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    11. Do you like those little tiny umbrellas in your drinks?
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    12. Do you like to discuss politics?
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    13. Do you drive a foriegn car?
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    14. Do you watch NASCAR?
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    15. Do you refer to soda as "pop"?
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    16. Do you like a good cigar?
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    17. Does "Lite" beer seem a little weak to you?
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    18. Do you like Mexican beers?
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    19. ...how about Mexican beers with urine?
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    20. Are you in college
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    21. Are you cheap?
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    22. Are you trying to impress a girl?
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    23. Are you just trying to get drunk enough to forget that you just got laid off from some stupid dotcom, such as "selectsmart.com" ?
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    24. Is Queen Elizabeth II hot or what?
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