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what would your daemon be?

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A SelectSmart.com Pets Selector by ami, created May 2005. take this test to find out what your daemon is likely to be. based on the "his dark materials" trilogy, by philip pullman Disclaimer

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1. what's your fave food?

something meaty and filling

something like a salad

anything with fish. salmon, tuna, cod... you name it!

a roast dinner, with plenty of veg

pudding! fruit, stuff like that.

ice cream, chocolate, stuff like that.

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2. where would you most like to live?

somwhere tropical, like a deserted island. a place with a lot of water.

somwhere chilly. very chilly.

a forest. or a desert. somewhere really sunny.

does it really matter? there are more important things in life!

who cares, as long as there's plenty of food!!

go away, i'm trying to sleep!!

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3. what is the point of life?

to have fun

to get food, and lots of it!

to gain intelligence

to sleep. a lot.

is there one? i always just thought we were put here to do nothing for 75 odd years.

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4. if it was possible, which of these would you most like to do?

be able to fly (i dont mean in an airplane, duh!!)

to be able to stay underwater for ages without breathing equiptment

to live for a lot longer than normal

i'd prefer a normal life, just having fun and making loads of freinds.

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5. your freinds would say you are mostly...

sporty

loyal

lazy

clumsy

murderous

funny

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6. do you have lots of freinds?

yeah, probably hundreds

yes, i have a fair few

just a select number of good freinds

only one or two best freinds

no, the only person i trust is myself.

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7. are you an extrovert or an introvert?

extrovert

introvert

extro...who?

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8. do you consider yourself clever?

yes, i am a genius. i should be ruling the world. give me it now!

umm, i guess i am quite intellilligent.

not really. i only just learnded how to spell aaardvark.

ug?

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9. if you could travel to a different world, where would you go?

lyra's world

the world of the dead to visit granny/grandad/insert dead relative here

lord asriel's world

the world of the zalifs

the world that includes cittagazze

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10. which element do you feel most in touch with?

fire

water

earth

air

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11. what is your favourate drink?

water

milk, or fruit juice. stuff like that.

anything alcoholic

blood, gorgeous blood. mmmmmmmmm! *drools*

i don't bother drinking.

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12. do you ejoy travelling?

hell yeah. i mean, i have a house in england, a flat in america, a villa in spain...

yes, i go on holiday as often as i can.

i prefer to stay at home, but do go on holiday occasionally.

i prefer to stay at home. and sleep. plenty.

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13. do you think of yourself as a kind person?

yes, i absolutely luuuuv everyone and everything. can i get a medal now?

yeah, i'm usually kind to people. when i'm not feeling grumpy.

it depends on how i'm feeling, really.

mebbe. some people just get on your nerves so much though.

no way, jose. people are just so horrid and stupid that there's no point bothering.

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14. do you hear voices inside your head?

they tell me to say no. so no, i dont.

no! god, i'm not a loony.

mebbe. not like i'd tell you!

not very often.

yes. that's what they say, anyway.

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15. you most trust...

my impulses

my intuitions

my traditions

my logic

those voices

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16. your life is devoted to searching for...

an answer

enlightenment

a good place to hibernate

your soulmate

the perfect recipie for apple pie

the reason we have to go to school

the elusive whitglobba

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17. when thinking about your misfortunes, you...

laugh

cry

fart

wonder why they had to happen to you

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18. when fighting, your wepon of choice is...

something long and spiky

your freakishly sharp teeth

your misshapen claw-hands

your unnatural beak

you're kidding, right? i'd be hiding!

no way you'd get me fighting. i'd be miles away by the time you had a chance to draw your weapon!

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19. what do you do in your spare time?

sleep

hang out with my mates

eat. lots.

kill, kill, kill!!! (the answer designed for homicidal maniacs and my little sister)

free time?

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20. what is your favourate colour?

red!!!

blue

green

white

black

i like a lot of colours

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