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Selector of the moment:

Your ideal crime

3 from 29 votes.
See 7,994 visitors' top results
Created November 2002.
A SelectSmart.com Selector by Andrew D
Violent crime? Federal crime? Drug crime? This selector will help you, the future criminal, decide what crime to carry out later on. This crime is the ideal crime for you, as it incorporates your skills, your desires, and your niches. With this, you can become a master felon in no time at all! Before you start your crime career, be sure to find a good criminal lawyer. Disclaimer.

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The first selector question is below.

1. Are you a people person?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

2. Are you a good liar?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

3. Can you follow complex instructions?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

4. Do you harbor a general resentment towards everything?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

5. Do you enjoy collecting things?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

6. Do you have delusions of Grandeur?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

7. Do you desire Fame over Fortune?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

8. Can you work in a team?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

9. You prefer Apples over Oranges.

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

10. Does it all come down to 42 in the end?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

11. Do you believe that the only way to get the attention you deserve is by putting yourself in the limelight?

Yes

No preference

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High Medium Low

12. Are you an artist and not a precision machine?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

13. Do you cherish everything you have in life?

Yes

No preference

Prioritize your choice above:

High Medium Low

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