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A SelectSmart.com Crime Selector by Andrew D, created November 2002. Violent crime? Federal crime? Drug crime? This selector will help you, the future criminal, decide what crime to carry out later on. This crime is the ideal crime for you, as it incorporates your skills, your desires, and your niches. With this, you can become a master felon in no time at all! Before you start your crime career, be sure to find a good criminal lawyer.
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1. Are you a people person?
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2. Are you a good liar?
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3. Can you follow complex instructions?
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4. Do you harbor a general resentment towards everything?
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5. Do you enjoy collecting things?
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6. Do you have delusions of Grandeur?
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7. Do you desire Fame over Fortune?
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8. Can you work in a team?
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9. You prefer Apples over Oranges.
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10. Does it all come down to 42 in the end?
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11. Do you believe that the only way to get the attention you deserve is by putting yourself in the limelight?
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12. Are you an artist and not a precision machine?
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13. Do you cherish everything you have in life?
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