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One day, when your really stressed, and everyone and everything is just making you so mad, you might just crack. Just like that. Loose the plot. Overcome with homicidal mania, you would begin your serial killing career. But if that were ever to happen, which famous, sorry, infamous, serial slayer would you be most like? Disclaimer.
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1. Who would you kill, men (yes), woman(no), or kids (no opinion)?
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2. Would you use a gun to kill your victims?
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3. Would you ever consider making you victims bodies into a nice dinner?
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4. Would you then proceed to feed that dinner to unsuspecting neighbours/friends/family?
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5. Talking of family, would you kill any members of your own family?
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6. Would you choose your victims because you find them attractive(yes), they are scum and need to be eliminated(no), or randomly(no opinion)?
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7. Would you indulge in a little frisky "activity" with the corpses of your victims?
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8. Would you ever consider digging up graves and stealing the bodies?
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9. Would you keep "trophies" of your victims (ie- keep victims body parts as a happy reminder of them or what you did to them)?
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10. Do you think women and dirty, scumbag, teases who deserve to die?
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11. Do you kill your victims because you hate them(yes), or love them(no)?
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12. Would you say hookers make good victims?
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13. Would you mutilate the dead bodies of your lucky victims?
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14. Would you kill your victims outside(yes), lure them back to your house(no), or intrude into their house and kill them(no opinion)?
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15. Let them lie where they were slain(yes), or move/hide the bodies somewhere else(no)?
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16. Would you get other people to kill your chosen victims for you?
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17. Are you a christian(yes), a satanist(no), or another religion/athiest(no opinion)?
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18. Would you send letters to the police bragging about what you had done?
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19. When apprehended what would you claim as your excuse, insanity(yes), being evil(no), or other/I have no idea why(no opinion)?
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20. Do you have any friends?
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21. Would you ever consider dressing up in your dead victims flesh?
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22. Did your parents love you?
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23. Would you sodomize your victims with blunt objects and dildos?
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24. Evil is the way forward and the truth?
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