Lurker Algorithim
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Is Cindy visible?
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Lurk in corner
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Has she noticed?
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Slink away
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NO
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Stare at phone
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SIGH
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Get married!
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Did she follow you?
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SIGH
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Did she text you?
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Agonize over whether to respond
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Did you respond?
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CRINGE
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NO
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Keep staring at phone
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WRITE MORE YOU CAN DO IT!
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CRINGE
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WRITE HER!
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CRINGE
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TELL HER EVERYTHING YOU FEEL!!
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CRINGE
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