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A SelectSmart.com Love Selector by sexy monkey dog, created August 2001. I have lots of pals, really. And I can guarantee that they are hot and tasty. Boys & Gurlz. Though they are all horney, they each have specific and idiosyncratic sexual neuroses. In whose bed does your ass fit? You are now sufficiently intrigued and hot, so take off your pasties and trousers, you guy or lass, and take this seriously. I put a lot of work into this. End. Disclaimer

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14. Does your Daddy give good head?
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15. Do you accept the social stratifications inherent to western society as righteous and true?
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22. "Dialogue" is better than "Dialog" ?
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