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Mel Brook's Broadway musical, The Producers, winner of the most Tony awards ever, has a number of ridiculously funny and offensive songs. Which one are you? Disclaimer.


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6. Hitler, yes or no?

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8. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

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9. Have you ever heard the German band?

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11. Do you sometimes sleep until half past two?

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12. Has your name ever appeared in lights?

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13. Do you often dance Fred and Ginger style?

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14. Is Hitler really the German Ethel Merman?

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15. When you go to the theatre, which do you prefer? Yes for Comedy, No for Tragedy

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18. Pick one: Polish Polka (Yes), French Ooo-La-La (No), or German Oom-Pah-Pah (Not Sure)

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19. Would you like to be an accountant?

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20. Do you own a tuxedo/ball gown (Yes), or do you rent one when the time comes (No)?

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21. Do you believe in yourself?

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22. Do you avoid all connection with any creature sporting silk or lace?

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23. Is it good to be the king?

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24. Do YOU wanna be a producer?

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