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A SelectSmart.com Theatre Selector by Chassi, created August 2004. Mel Brook's Broadway musical, The Producers, winner of the most Tony awards ever, has a number of ridiculously funny and offensive songs. Which one are you? Disclaimer

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1. Do you consider yourself a king/queen?
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2. Are you shy or neurotic?
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3. Are you optimistic?
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4. Do people often assume you're a homosexual?
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5. Do you have a significant other?
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6. Hitler, yes or no?
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7. Are you generally a bitter person?
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8. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
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9. Have you ever heard the German band?
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10. Has somene done you wrong?
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11. Do you sometimes sleep until half past two?
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12. Has your name ever appeared in lights?
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13. Do you often dance Fred and Ginger style?
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14. Is Hitler really the German Ethel Merman?
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15. When you go to the theatre, which do you prefer? Yes for Comedy, No for Tragedy
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16. Are you, shall we say, well endowed?
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17. Do you often flaunt yourself?
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18. Pick one: Polish Polka (Yes), French Ooo-La-La (No), or German Oom-Pah-Pah (Not Sure)
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19. Would you like to be an accountant?
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20. Do you own a tuxedo/ball gown (Yes), or do you rent one when the time comes (No)?
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21. Do you believe in yourself?
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22. Do you avoid all connection with any creature sporting silk or lace?
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23. Is it good to be the king?
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24. Do YOU wanna be a producer?
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