What's Your Stupid Middle School Nickname?!, a selector quiz

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What's Your Stupid Middle School Nickname?!

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13. Are you *all about* Bath and Body Works Sun Ripened Raspberry Body Spray?

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14. Have you ever written a song about trapezoids?

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