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For those of you interested in or obsessed with the universe of MSPaintAdventures, I hope you stumble upon this quiz and thoroughly enjoy it. For those of you truly interested in which troll you best correspond with, please answer the questions honestly, without any bias. Also, the choices to these questions might not have as obvious a result as you might expect. Good luck! Items from Amazon.com you might like.
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1. Alright, first off is the most fundamental question. What is your favorite primary or secondary color?
Red
Orange
yellow
Green
Blue
Purple
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2. How would you best describe your overall personality in real life?
Calm and laid back.
Outgoing and energetic.
Serious and straightforward.
Friendly and amiable.
Shy and timid.
Random and spontaneous.
Protective (of your friends and belongings).
Bossy and hardworking.
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3. Going along with that, which of the following alignments do you feel you fit into?
Lawful Good.
Neutral good.
Chaotic good.
Lawful neutral.
True neutral.
Chaotic neutral.
Lawful evil.
Neutral evil.
Chaotic evil.
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4. The next few questions are scenario-based. Fun! The Friday-night casserole you just spent all afternoon working on came out of the oven pure black. It is ruined. A cartoon mushroom cloud rises from the ashes as you stare at the destruction. How do you feel?
Like the world is coming to an end.
I feel like trying again from scratch. It's bound to come out better this time, right?
There's no sense in wasting all this food. I just need to suck it up and eat as much as my stomach will allow.
In the mood for pizza delivery.
I feel disheartened and need to get my mind off things with a good ol' fashioned game of flarp.
Like something needs to be punched. Preferably the casserole.
What's important is that I tried my best, and it was still better than my last attempt.
Hungry, and nothing more.
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5. You wake up in an unfamiliar room surrounded by wrigglers. Their stubby little arms are all over you. What do you do?
Flip your shit.
Attempt to wrangle them all up and establish dominance among the grubs.
Tend to their every need.
Search for an exit. There has to be a way out of this mess.
Hand each wriggler a random object (like a power tool or pony) in a frantic attempt to pacify them.
Ignore them completely.
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6. There is this really bad crowd that has been making trouble in your neighborhood. One day, shit gets real. Where do you hide the body?
The closest place you come to. You are seriously freaking out.
In the trunk of your car, to be driven far, far away.
In the maws of Gl'bgolyb, where it will never be found.
Through a SGRUB portal. Send it to the next world over.
In the landfill. Why? WHY NOT.
Over the side of a cliff.
In the ectobiology lab. It now belongs to science.
Idk, this was a silly question.
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7. You are stranded on a boat, and you are not Eridan or Feferi so just shut up and play along. There are very little supplies and you are getting mighty hungry. Of the choices listed, what would you want to eat first?
Some good quality rope. Who needs rope?
A leather boot, like in the good ol' days.
Saltwater, due to a lack of forethought.
Eridan.
Vriska. Bluh bluh huge bitch.
A steak dinner that you imagined up.
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8. Your Lusus thinks it's high time you got up off your ass and found a job. There are 10 job ads in the Trollian Times. Which job would you expect to be fired from the fastest?
Veterinary assistant, in charge of euthanizations.
Janitor, picking up discarded buckets in the streets.
Police officer - apprehending criminals, field sobriety tests, etc.
Caring for the elderly.
A computer programmer or other fancy scientific job.
Being a troll fashionista, working the runway.
Alternian diplomat on intergalactic quests.
Working on a farm or ranch.
Historian, studying ancestors and things of Alternia's past.
Slam poet.
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9. You are playing an intense game of Jenga, and the tower is bound to fall any turn now. What do you do?
Get up to "go to the bathroom", and "trip" on the tower. Oh no, what a tragedy!
Duke it out until the end.
Knock that bitch down.
Start fuming and shouting expletives, and leaving in a huff.
"Oh noooooo, I forgot about that homework assignment due tomorrow. I have to forfeit the game!"
Subtly blow air towards the tower while it's someone else's turn.
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10. I'm so proud of you for not quitting on this quiz! Okay, we're moving on. So, which troll of the female trolls is your favorite? (Note: this does not directly correlate to the troll you will "earn" this question.)
Aradia Megido.
Nepeta Leijon
Kanaya Maryam.
Terezi Pyrope.
Vriska Serket.
Feferi Peixes.
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11. Which male troll is your favorite?
Karkat Vantas
Tavros Nitram.
Sollux Captor.
Equius Zahhak.
Gamzee Makara.
Eridan Ampora.
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12. Thanks for that! Now, of the ten trolls listed (there is a limit on answers i can offer), which do you despise the most? If you really cannot stand Kanaya or Terezi, just select the Not Sure option.
Karkat.
Aradia.
Tavros.
Sollux.
Nepeta.
Vriska.
Equius.
Gamzee.
Eridan.
Feferi. Glub glub.
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13. Aaaand one more favorites question. How about the kids? Who is totally rad?
John Egbert.
Rose Lalonde.
Dave Strider.
Jade Harley.
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14. How would you cope if your Lusus croaked? (i.e. kicked the bucket, passed on, whatever you call it)
I would cry hysterically.
I'd hide myself away in a closet.
Punch a hole in the wall.
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15. Speaking of croaking, what is your opinion on frogs?
Frogs are valuable members of this world and deserve to be treated equally.
I am already feeling sick of all this frog talk.
I would put my trust in a magical, omnipotent, galaxy-frog if I ever was given the chance.
They are cute and silly-looking, but nothing more than a member of the food chain.
I really could care less about frogs.
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16. Some nasty ogre is stomping up the playground, and you're the only one competent enough to fight it. What is your preferred method of combat to take this butt munch out?
I am confident enough to fight it up close, solely based on my skill in combat.
I would prefer to stay back and fight it from a distance.
Try to tire the beast by using short bursts of attacks, then retreating.
Save up my energy for one grand and devastating attack, and keeping my distance until then.
It would really be nice if I had someone else to help me out right now...
I do not fear the ogre at all, and I'll fight by whatever means necessary.
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17. Aww man. That nasty ogre called in some reinforcements, and you are pretty outnumbered. So what's the plan now?
Enlist the aid of anyone nearby. The playground is at stake!
Retreat. There is no shame in escaping a battle you cannot win.
Keep fighting. You're still not very worried.
Offer the ogres an opportunity to settle this debate with a game of Jenga. No monster could turn down such a fun game!
Trick the ogres into arguing among themselves. The debate lasts so long that eventually dawn breaks, and the monsters are turned to stone. That's how it works in real life, you think.
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18. You finally have some time off for yourself, and you decide to go on a vacation. Where would be the ideal place to visit?
A museum of fine art.
An amusement park or carnival.
A beautiful, sunny beach.
An unexplored island full of treasure and adventure.
Ancient ruins or a historical city.
A science exhibit or research center.
Camping trip or wilderness excursion.
I would much rather just stay home. It saves time, and I can get actual work done.
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19. Oh shucks. The troll you hate the most (refer to question #12) has just shown up at your vacation spot (refer to question #18). How do you cope with this disturbance?
Ignore them and try to have a good time.
Engage in mild pleasantries, or perhaps attempt to reconcile your differences.
Keep your distance, avoiding places where he or she goes.
Confront the person and tell him or her that they ought to leave.
Cause a big scene, probably more than necessary but you don't care.
Violently assault the enemy.
Dream of violently assaulting the enemy, but holding back due to your better judgment.
Plan your revenge on the person, despite the fact that he or she really hasn't done anything specific.
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20. Finally, you have just met your denizen. He/she is one hulking brute of a monster. The denizen has offered you something you want most in exchange for your cooperation. What is it the denizen has offered?
Fame and fortune.
Success in a relationship, or filling out all four quadrants.
A chance for the survival of your race.
Some really sweet weapons.
Less annoying/creepy/obnoxious friends.
More friends than you could ever imagine.
A delicious cake. The most delicious cake.
Information on what the future holds for you.
A cheat that will significantly help you beat SGRUB.
To finally end this stupid quiz.
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