2. If a hunter shoots at a bear but misses, then the bear kills the hunter, who deserved to die?
The hunter
The bear
Both
Neither
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3. You're exploring a newly-discovered island. The natives have a completely different religion than you. What do you do?
Learn about their religion, but make no mention of your own
Learn about their religion, and teach them about yours too
Run in there and thump your Bible! If they won't convert peacefully, you'll MAKE them!
Don't bring up the matter of religion at all.
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4. You see a hundred dollar bill on the street, along with a starving old man. What do you do?
Take the money and ignore the old man.
Take the money and give it to the old man.
Ignore both the money and the old man.
Take the money and use it to buy the old man some good food and water.
Take the money, then beat up the old guy and steal his clothes.
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5. Some kids are smoking weed. What do you do?
Walk up and ask someone for a blunt.
Ignore them, but stay in the area.
Ignore them, and walk away from the area.
Tell them to stop smoking the weed, because it's bad.
Not sure

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6. Which of the following is the most valid reason to kill someone?
Religious differences
War
Self-defense
Revenge
Anger
Because you feel like it
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7. Torture is...
Wrong
Okay
Fine, as long as you don't overdo it
Fun!
Not sure

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8. A little kid wanders out of his house to go swimming in a pool that he has seen alligators in before. He is later eaten by an alligator. What should happen next?
Nothing. The kid knew there were gators, but went anyway, and the gator just wanted food.
The gator should be killed.
The kid's parents should be arrested. They should've known better than to let him swim there.
The kids parents should be arrested, and the gator should be killed.
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9. A captive monkey, held in a cage for many years, escapes the cage and kills its owner. What should happen next?
The monkey should be returned to its natural home. It was being held captive against its will.
The monkey should be killed.
The monkey should be moved to another zoo, with a stronger cage.
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10. Two politicians are running for office. One has openly admitted to smoking weed. The other is a complete idiot. Who do you vote for?
The weed-smoking one.
The stupid one.
Neither!
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11. A hiker sees a snake in the trail, and stabs it to death with his knife. What should happen next?
The hiker continues hiking as if nothing abnormal happened.
The hiker is arrested for murder.
The hiker is arrested for murder, but not until the snake is given a decent burial.
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12. A war starts for no real reason. What do you do?
Enlist in the army. I support my country's decisions without ever questioning them.
I'm movin' to Canada, man!
Hold an anti-war protest and hope somebody gets the point.
Try to figure out why the war started in the first place.
Immediately lose any respect for your country's government, and plan to overthrow them.
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13. A cashier gives you too much change. What do you do?
Give the extra change back.
Keep it all.
Keep it all... and then brag about it with your buddies later.
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14. You are asked to go hunting with someone. What do you do?
Depends. If they're hunting for food, I'll go. Otherwise, nope.
YEE-HAH! LET'S KILL SOMETHIN'!
Refuse completely.
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15. The definition of "murder" to you is...
The killing of another intelligent or semi-intelligent being.
The killing of another human.
The killing of a human or humanoid.
A fun thing to do when you're bored.
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16. There's a squirrel in the road. You...
Swerve to avoid it.
Swerve to hit it.
Stop immediately and let the poor squirrel go across.
Keep on driving. If you don't hit it, good. If you do, oh well.
Not sure

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17. A gun is mainly good for...
Self-defense, and only self-defense.
Murder and/or war.
Hunting
Scaring others away
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18. Someone is breaking into your house. They are unarmed. Which weapon do you pick to take care of them?
Something fast and silent, like a knife or shuriken. Possibly dipped in poison.
Something sharp, like a sword or spear.
A gun, of course.
Whatever heavy object you grab first.
Your own bare hands.
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19. What is your opinion on "sport hunting" (hunting only for the fur, heads, or other body parts, not for food)?
It's wrong.
It's fun!
It's okay I guess.
I don't like it, but there's nothing wrong with it.
It's murder.
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20. When you hear the word "evil" you first think of...
A snake, bat, cat, wolf, or any other animal.
The color black or red.
A demon or other evil spirit.
The government.
Nothing. Evil can be found anywhere, so no one image can describe it.
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