2. There's a reward offered for the return of a fancy dog, and you happen to find that dog. You know you could sell it for more than the reward offers. Do you:
Give back the dog anyway
Sell the dog for the higher price
Hold on to the dog, debating, until the owners raise the reward
Hold the dog ransom until the reward is high enough
Not sure

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3. Have you ever cheated on a test?
No!
I've thought about it.
One or two times.
Every chance I get. A grade is a grade!
Not applicable

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4. Do you have enemies?
Yes.
Enemy is a strong word, but yes, I suppose.
No.
Not sure

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5. A small child is yanking along a puppy on a leash which doesn't seem to be doing well with its rough treatment. Do you:
Yell at the kid to be more careful
Avert your eyes
Think, "That dog won't live long."
Laugh
Not sure

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6. "Schadenfreude" is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
That's terrible!
I've felt that.
Yep. *grins*
Not sure

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7. War is:
Horrible!
Unfortunately part of life.
Population control, and good for the economy.
Entertaining for observers.
No opinion

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8. Bullies?
Nonsense! I just know how to get what I want.
I've been one.
Sometimes I've wished I could be that bold.
I seem to be a magnet for bullies.
Not sure

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9. Have you ever told someone that you intend on world domination?
No.
Yes, but they knew I was kidding.
Yes, and I was half-serious. It sounds like fun.
Yes, and I have some plans in the works.
Not sure

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10. Have you ever backstabbed a friend?
No.
Yes, but it was in self-defense / unavoidable / an accident.
Yes. I'm sorry?
You mean literally? *grins*
Not sure

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11. Piercings? Tattoos?
Not really my thing.
I've got / I want one or two. They're pretty!
I've got a few, but you can't see them.
The more the merrier!
Are you kidding? I work in a tattoo parlor / piercing place!
No opinion

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12. Ever driven drunk?
No!
I'd had a drink, but I wasn't even tipsy.
Driving is easier than walking!
Not sure

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13. Why are you taking this quiz?
For fun / curiosity.
To prove I'm evil.
To prove I'm not evil.
The voices told me to.
Not sure

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14. A friend breaks his / her arm. Do you:
Laugh as he / she tells the story of falling out of a tree trying to retrieve something you threw into it
Sign the cast, "Get well, gimpy!"
Bump into him / her as you walk together--on purpose
Sign the cast with a smiley face
Not sure

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15. Your friend's pet dies in your care. Do you:
Cry and tell him / her how sorry you are
Try to replace the pet with an identical one
Tell him / her "I told you you shouldn't have left it with me," half-joking
Hand him / her the pet's belongings with a grin and not a single word
Not sure

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16. There's a child screaming in the supermarket. Do you:
Give his mother a look of understanding sympathy
Inwardly shudder
Ignore. Walk away. Quickly.
Make rude faces at the brat when his mom isn't looking
Not sure

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17. You show up at a party, and someone is wearing the exact same thing you are. Do you:
Avoid the person. Maybe no one will notice.
Laugh about it.
Send angry vibes across the room.
*Accidentally* spill something on your rival.
Not sure

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18. There's a movie where this couple kills people and cooks them up to serve at their restaurant.
Eew!
That sounds like a comedy...
Now, what's this movie called?
*busy taking notes*
No opinion

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19. It's a dog-eat-dog world. Which dog are you?
The one being eaten.
The one doing the eating.
Not sure

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20. You're thumbing through a book about rabbits and you get to a page about skinning and prepping. Do you:
Put the book down.
Turn the page, but not before glancing at a picture.
Stare.
Not sure

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21. At this point in the quiz, you feel:
Relief. I don't seem to be evil!
Worry. I didn't REALLY think I was evil, but I sure feel evil now!
Justified. I TOLD you I was evil!
Just give me my results! NOW!
Not sure

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