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The Official AWfUL! Comics Personality Test
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  • This SelectSmart.com Comics selector, a free personality quiz, is a creation of the author named above and for amusement purposes only. The implicit and explicit views expressed here are the author's. SelectSmart.com does not necessarily agree with these opinions.

  • 1. You see an old lady bash a young man over the head and run off with his wallet, do you:
    Laugh heartily
    Steal the young man's other wallet
    Chase the old lady
    Chase the young man
    Take notes

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    2. You open you door one morning and find to your surprise, a small box has been left on the porch. Upon closer inspection you reveal it to contain a human chin. Do you:
    Unwrap it excitedly
    Sell it on eBay
    Try it on
    Taste it
    Stick googly eyes on it and have it as a friend

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    3. During an intense knee fight with your life-long nemesis, you notice he's on fire. Do you:
    Let him know
    Keep fighting
    Tease him about it
    I have no knees
    Put him out.... OF HIS MISERY!!!

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    4. You're halfway through reading 'Watership Down', when all of a sudden, a swarm of a million Penguins storms through the door, smashing everything in sight before stealing your book. And your eyes. Do you:
    Live with it
    Die
    Swear a bloodthirsty revenge on all penguins
    Spend the next few years of your life trying to figure out what just happened
    Take Notes

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    5. After robbing a bank, you accidentally take a detour on your escape route and long story short, you end up hosting a children's birthday party. The rowdy kids are horny for entertainment, so how do you satisfy them?
    'Sing' heavy goth music
    Pull rabbits out of a hat
    Pull hats out of a rabbit
    Initiate a food fight
    Steal away with their souls into the velvet night

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    6. One Saturday evening, you arrive at the video store in search of some visual stimulation, only to find that every movie has been already hired out except for five. Which do you choose?
    'Detonation Harry'
    'America's Craziest Trial Dismissals: Volume 15'
    'When Trina met Fung'
    'Slippery Floor Accidents Caught on Tape: The Complete Third Season'
    'Rocky XXIII'

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    7. You're hosting a formal dinner party and you have one seat adjacent to yourself. Who do you invite to sit there?
    A hot single member of the opposite sex
    A rock star
    Your mother
    A friend
    Sean Connery

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    8. Returning from 'Fung's Coffee 'N Fish', you are suddenly set upon by a group of seven rabid dwarves. When you finish your karate moves, only one survives. Which did you take pity on?
    Grumpy
    Doc
    Happy
    Dopey
    Fugly - The newest member

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    9. You wake up one morning, cold and naked on an alien planet. After being picked up by some hideous passing life-forms, they give you the opportunity to go back to any point in history and possess the body of anyone you like for the rest of you earthly life. Who's it gonna be?
    Merlin the Sorcerer
    Mick Jagger
    Lassie the Wonderdog
    Sherlock Holmes
    Michael Schumacher

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    10. What's your idea of a good night out?
    Harmless night of boozing and verbal harassment on the town
    Interstellar travel
    Street racing
    A homicidal rampage
    A quiet night in watching Tom Hanks movies

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    11. Your annoying brother Jeff steals your 'dance pants' and spills espresso down the crotch, making it look like you've pissed shit. You call out the most vile insult you can, which actually hurts you more than it hurts him. What have you just yelled?
    Rot in hell, TURD!
    You're a fucking pig, TURD!
    Bite me, TURD!
    I hope you die, you greasy TURD!
    Look at me! I'm so cool! I spilt coffee down my brother's crotch... TURD!

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    12. You're in the line at the supermarket when the woman in front of you suddenly bursts into spontaneous song, strips off her clothing and starts parading around the store with a troupe of back-up singers. Do you:
    Punch her, punch her good
    Put a curse on her
    Try to be friends
    Get her arrested, and slam her bitch arse in jail
    Join in

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    13. The world explodes. All that is left is you and a few select survivors, each more mutated than the last. Sadly, it is decided that you are to be the reproductive member of your sex and would have to mate with one of the other survivors. What do y'reckon?
    The bloated, pink, glowing one
    The twenty year old with age wrinkled skin, ivory spots and no bladder control
    The hottie who is constantly on fire
    The sexy thang, covered from head to foot in metre long hair
    The muscle-bound freaky cyborg-beast

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    14. You're at work one day and suddenly your boss rushes off when he discovers his wife has been hit by a semi-trailer. Spotting the opportunity, one of your workmates runs off to steal from the supply cupboard and offers to nick something for you. What do you ask him for?
    The first aid kit
    A computer
    Food supplies
    A speaker system
    Love

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    15. One day, you walk in to your bathroom only to find that the Paperclip from Microsoft Office is standing in the room staring at you. When you snap after hearing him suggest "It looks like your taking a shower!" for the eightieth time, you right-click with your mind and turn the helper into something more bearable. What do you choose from the peculiar list?
    A talking bulldog that says "Cor blimey! Loosh loike yor wroitin' a letta', Guv!"
    A human chin with googly eyes on it
    A talking Magic Tree air freshener
    That stupid fucking red ball thing
    Brooke Burke

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    16. Whilst waiting for the green light at an intersection, some pesky ass kid wipes down your windscreen and then presumes you will pay him for it. Not having any money on you at the time, what do you pay him with?
    Heroin
    The promise of immortality
    Magic beans
    Autographs
    Nothing, you run him over instead

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    17. While at the bank, a group of terrorists run in and threaten to kill everyone if their demands are not met. Unfortunately, their demands are physically impossible and so they decide to kill off an entire group of people. Lucky for you, you were best friends with one of the terrorists in high school and as a result, he lets you choose which minority group to kill. Who will die?
    All the old people
    All the young people
    All the black people
    All the white people
    All the people

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    18. You're taking the metro to work, when all of a sudden you see Will Smith getting mugged. Nobody else seems to be paying any attention so it’s up to you to save him. Unfortunately, a policeman is mugging him so you're confused as to what approach you should take. Do you?
    Help the policeman
    Help Will Smith
    Attack both of them
    Pretend to be looking the other way
    Take notes

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    19. You discover the meaning of life one day at breakfast, don't really like it much and decide that the only thing to do is commit suicide but then realise that it would be selfish, and you had better kill everybody else first to make things fair. How do you slaughter the masses?
    Food poisoning
    Run everyone down in your car
    Mix people's shampoo with hydrochloric acid
    Disguise a cyanide pill as an amazing new weight-loss tablet
    Spread Rabies

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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    20. One night down in the hood, you are approached by a gangster in the street who holds out his hand and says to you; "Dude, give me some skin, bro!" How do you react to this?
    Arrest him
    Kill him
    Lecture him
    Befriend him
    Literally give him some of your skin

      What priority do you place on your selection above?
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