2. You open you door one morning and find to your surprise, a small box has been left on the porch. Upon closer inspection you reveal it to contain a human chin. Do you:
Unwrap it excitedly
Sell it on eBay
Try it on
Taste it
Stick googly eyes on it and have it as a friend

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3. During an intense knee fight with your life-long nemesis, you notice he's on fire. Do you:
Let him know
Keep fighting
Tease him about it
I have no knees
Put him out.... OF HIS MISERY!!!

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4. You're halfway through reading 'Watership Down', when all of a sudden, a swarm of a million Penguins storms through the door, smashing everything in sight before stealing your book. And your eyes. Do you:
Live with it
Die
Swear a bloodthirsty revenge on all penguins
Spend the next few years of your life trying to figure out what just happened
Take Notes

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5. After robbing a bank, you accidentally take a detour on your escape route and long story short, you end up hosting a children's birthday party. The rowdy kids are horny for entertainment, so how do you satisfy them?
'Sing' heavy goth music
Pull rabbits out of a hat
Pull hats out of a rabbit
Initiate a food fight
Steal away with their souls into the velvet night

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6. One Saturday evening, you arrive at the video store in search of some visual stimulation, only to find that every movie has been already hired out except for five. Which do you choose?
'Detonation Harry'
'America's Craziest Trial Dismissals: Volume 15'
'When Trina met Fung'
'Slippery Floor Accidents Caught on Tape: The Complete Third Season'
'Rocky XXIII'

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7. You're hosting a formal dinner party and you have one seat adjacent to yourself. Who do you invite to sit there?
A hot single member of the opposite sex
A rock star
Your mother
A friend
Sean Connery

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8. Returning from 'Fung's Coffee 'N Fish', you are suddenly set upon by a group of seven rabid dwarves. When you finish your karate moves, only one survives. Which did you take pity on?
Grumpy
Doc
Happy
Dopey
Fugly - The newest member

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9. You wake up one morning, cold and naked on an alien planet. After being picked up by some hideous passing life-forms, they give you the opportunity to go back to any point in history and possess the body of anyone you like for the rest of you earthly life. Who's it gonna be?
Merlin the Sorcerer
Mick Jagger
Lassie the Wonderdog
Sherlock Holmes
Michael Schumacher

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10. What's your idea of a good night out?
Harmless night of boozing and verbal harassment on the town
Interstellar travel
Street racing
A homicidal rampage
A quiet night in watching Tom Hanks movies

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11. Your annoying brother Jeff steals your 'dance pants' and spills espresso down the crotch, making it look like you've pissed shit. You call out the most vile insult you can, which actually hurts you more than it hurts him. What have you just yelled?
Rot in hell, TURD!
You're a fucking pig, TURD!
Bite me, TURD!
I hope you die, you greasy TURD!
Look at me! I'm so cool! I spilt coffee down my brother's crotch... TURD!

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12. You're in the line at the supermarket when the woman in front of you suddenly bursts into spontaneous song, strips off her clothing and starts parading around the store with a troupe of back-up singers. Do you:
Punch her, punch her good
Put a curse on her
Try to be friends
Get her arrested, and slam her bitch arse in jail
Join in

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13. The world explodes. All that is left is you and a few select survivors, each more mutated than the last. Sadly, it is decided that you are to be the reproductive member of your sex and would have to mate with one of the other survivors. What do y'reckon?
The bloated, pink, glowing one
The twenty year old with age wrinkled skin, ivory spots and no bladder control
The hottie who is constantly on fire
The sexy thang, covered from head to foot in metre long hair
The muscle-bound freaky cyborg-beast

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14. You're at work one day and suddenly your boss rushes off when he discovers his wife has been hit by a semi-trailer. Spotting the opportunity, one of your workmates runs off to steal from the supply cupboard and offers to nick something for you. What do you ask him for?
The first aid kit
A computer
Food supplies
A speaker system
Love

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15. One day, you walk in to your bathroom only to find that the Paperclip from Microsoft Office is standing in the room staring at you. When you snap after hearing him suggest "It looks like your taking a shower!" for the eightieth time, you right-click with your mind and turn the helper into something more bearable. What do you choose from the peculiar list?
A talking bulldog that says "Cor blimey! Loosh loike yor wroitin' a letta', Guv!"
A human chin with googly eyes on it
A talking Magic Tree air freshener
That stupid fucking red ball thing
Brooke Burke

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16. Whilst waiting for the green light at an intersection, some pesky ass kid wipes down your windscreen and then presumes you will pay him for it. Not having any money on you at the time, what do you pay him with?
Heroin
The promise of immortality
Magic beans
Autographs
Nothing, you run him over instead

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17. While at the bank, a group of terrorists run in and threaten to kill everyone if their demands are not met. Unfortunately, their demands are physically impossible and so they decide to kill off an entire group of people. Lucky for you, you were best friends with one of the terrorists in high school and as a result, he lets you choose which minority group to kill. Who will die?
All the old people
All the young people
All the black people
All the white people
All the people

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18. You're taking the metro to work, when all of a sudden you see Will Smith getting mugged. Nobody else seems to be paying any attention so it’s up to you to save him. Unfortunately, a policeman is mugging him so you're confused as to what approach you should take. Do you?
Help the policeman
Help Will Smith
Attack both of them
Pretend to be looking the other way
Take notes

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19. You discover the meaning of life one day at breakfast, don't really like it much and decide that the only thing to do is commit suicide but then realise that it would be selfish, and you had better kill everybody else first to make things fair. How do you slaughter the masses?
Food poisoning
Run everyone down in your car
Mix people's shampoo with hydrochloric acid
Disguise a cyanide pill as an amazing new weight-loss tablet
Spread Rabies

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20. One night down in the hood, you are approached by a gangster in the street who holds out his hand and says to you; "Dude, give me some skin, bro!" How do you react to this?
Arrest him
Kill him
Lecture him
Befriend him
Literally give him some of your skin

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