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Will this require a Selweski to wake up before 8:30?
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YES
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No, this Selweski will not be on time.
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NO
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Will you be feeding said Selweski?
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NO
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No food?!? No Selweski on time. Period.
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Not gonna do it.
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See ya later, Selweski.
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Boring.
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YES
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NO
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NO
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NO
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The Selweski might be on time, if he/she happens to be hungry at the same time that you would like him/her to arrive. Continue please.
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Did you tell this Selweski about this event at least two weeks in advance?
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YES
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Is this event for this particular member of the Selweski family?
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YES
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Does this event involve sports?
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YES
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...a sports team that this Selweski actually wants to watch?
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YES
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Ok you're getting warm. Has the Selweski been to this location before?? Directions aren't the best with Selweskis...
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YES
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NO
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Late. Late and lost.
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NO
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And did this Selweski keep the Map Quest print out from last time?
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For sure they won't be on time. You'll get a phone call an hour late saying that he/she is lost and needs help.
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YES
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Ok, there's a chance here. Big question: does this Selweski have ANYTHING else planned on this day, requiring time management??
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YES
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Ha. You know what I'm going to say. Late.
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NO
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That's what you think. What you didn't know is that the Selweski family member honestly has no idea how long it takes to shower and dress himself/herself. Late, late, late.
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Will this Selweski be on time?
