Are you male (Yes) or female (No)?
True		False

Are you stuck in a dead end job with no hope of a promotion?
True		False

Are you an advocate of women's lib, to the point of hating men?
True		False

Are you, or were you, married?
True		False

Do you spend more than you should on more than one occasion?
True		False

Are you currently dating more than one person, a few of whom might be dating your friends?
True		False

Do you feel that members of the opposite sex find you well-nigh irresistable, even though there is strong evidence to the contrary?
True		False

Do people who know you well have a hard time understanding your metaphors and similies?
True		False

Is your hair thinning (Yes) or not it's original color (No)?
True		False

Were you once a banker, only to quit in order to 'rescue' a beloved sea turtle?
True		False

Does a neighbor often call you nasty names, usually involving some type of poultry?
True		False

Are you battling problem acne?
True		False

Is your favorite activity lounging around the house?
True		False

Is your genius still unrecognized because of excessive horniness on your part?
True		False

Are you a divorcee?
True		False

Have you ever been called a tramp (Yes) or a troll (No)?
True		False

Do your feet stink more than any other human's?
True		False

Do your bosses think little of you because you are a suck-up?
True		False

Have you ever dreamed of opening an Oprah-inspired theme-park?
True		False

Do you even care about any of this?
True		False