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A SelectSmart.com Television Selector by Hemloque, created April 2008. This is just a simple little test determining where you would fall if the world suddenly turned into that of Married With Children. Nothing too fancy, but it's got an ok accuracy. Disclaimer

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1. Are you male (Yes) or female (No)?
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2. Are you stuck in a dead end job with no hope of a promotion?
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3. Are you an advocate of women's lib, to the point of hating men?
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4. Are you, or were you, married?
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5. Do you spend more than you should on more than one occasion?
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6. Are you currently dating more than one person, a few of whom might be dating your friends?
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7. Do you feel that members of the opposite sex find you well-nigh irresistable, even though there is strong evidence to the contrary?
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8. Do people who know you well have a hard time understanding your metaphors and similies?
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9. Is your hair thinning (Yes) or not it's original color (No)?
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10. Were you once a banker, only to quit in order to 'rescue' a beloved sea turtle?
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11. Does a neighbor often call you nasty names, usually involving some type of poultry?
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12. Are you battling problem acne?
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13. Is your favorite activity lounging around the house?
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14. Is your genius still unrecognized because of excessive horniness on your part?
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15. Are you a divorcee?
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16. Have you ever been called a tramp (Yes) or a troll (No)?
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17. Do your feet stink more than any other human's?
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18. Do your bosses think little of you because you are a suck-up?
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19. Have you ever dreamed of opening an Oprah-inspired theme-park?
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20. Do you even care about any of this?
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