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This quiz tests What is your Inner Non-Sequitur? I'm Bananas! Humor Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
This Humor IQ Quiz is based upon the selector What is your Inner Non-Sequitur? by A.V. Phibes.
Test your knowledge of:
I'm Bananas!

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.


Have you ever been described as "wiggedy wack?"
True False

When you think about Rip Taylor do you touch yourself?
True False

Could you eat about a thousand Skittles right now?
True False

Have you ever wished you could shoot BBs out of your eyes?
True False

How about Monkeys?
True False

Do you think that Anthrax should change their name to "Basket of Puppies?"
True False

Would you change YOUR name to "Basket of Puppies?"
True False

How about "Basket of Bubonic Plague?"
True False

Would you like to go rock climbing with Aleister Crowley?
True False

Have you ever squeezed your own neck until you passed out?
True False

How about your boner?
True False

Do you find the word "boner" as funny as I do?
True False

Are your fingers, like, really wierd?
True False

Have you ever had intimate relations with a melon?
True False

If so, was it "Like a virgin?"
True False

Is devil worship better than artificial sweetener?
True False

Do you smell of the exotic orient?
True False

Do you remember that episode of "That's Incredible" where the swami was in the glass box underwater for an hour?
True False

Isn't the word "swami" totally bitchin'?
True False

When people ask "Where have all the flowers gone?" Do you answer "Up my ass?"
True False

Do you think you're ready for this jelly?
True False

Are all my base belong to you?
True False

Have you ever noticed how much Peter Murphy sounds like Neil Diamond?
True False

Are you ready to rock?
True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.

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