Have you ever wished you were festively adorned with a string?
True		False

As a child did you ever have dreams about tiny, shallow plastic bowls?
True		False

Do you contain any of the following materials: cotton, polyesther, polyethylene or rayon?
True		False

Do you think vinegar is best left as an ingredient in salad dressings?
True		False

Do you suffer from claustrophobia?
True		False

Are you made of metal?
True		False

Do you ever feel the urge to make your surroundings smell good?
True		False

Have you ever compulsively washed containers out for no reason, even if they were already clean?
True		False

Have you ever longed for a tail?
True		False

Would you rather have wings than arms?
True		False

Have you ever wanted to be absorbent?
True		False

Do you use a significant amount of towels (three or more) when exiting the shower?
True		False

Would you enjoy standing in a crowded subway car for several hours?
True		False

Do you enjoy lying flat on the ground and gazing up at clouds?
True		False

Do you like to catch snowflakes on your tongue?
True		False

Have you ever taken a long walk while it was raining?
True		False

If you got a new bicycle would you want it to have a "banana" style seat?
True		False

Are you a fan of Michael Jackson?
True		False

Have you ever wanted to take part in a quilting bee?
True		False

When you stop at a convenience store to buy a fountain drink, do you always get the 90 ounce Behemoth Gulp size?
True		False

Have you ever wanted to go whitewater river rafting?
True		False

Do you like to hug people, even strangers, just because you really like the feeling of wrapping your arms around someone?
True		False

Have you ever woken up to find that your back was stuck your sheets?
True		False

Do you like flowers?
True		False