How *teen angsty** --Are-- you?!, a selector quiz

How *teen angsty** --Are-- you?!

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A SelectSmart.com Weird Selector by Baby J, created April 2001. Hey, kid. How long has it been since you washed that --Spear Britney-- t-shirt? Find out just how infectiously angst-ridden you are. Or not. I don't care. I'm going to go slice words into my forearm--. Disclaimer

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2. --Not sure?-- Did you just say you're not sure?!

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3. Did Courtney kill Kurt?

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4. Do you consume prescription medication?

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5. --Strung into joints?

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6. Could you possibly be described as a drama queen?

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7. Do you bite your nails often?

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8. Are common conversations with your parents often over 190 decibels?

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9. Have you ever referred to someone or something as --The Man--?

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10. Do you shop at Hot Topic?

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11. --But just for the eery relief of slam dancing in the dressing room?

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12. Have you ever slapped somebody intentionally?

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13. --Was it someone who gave birth to you?

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14. Do you often urge to cross your hands across your chest defensively?

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15. Do you write poetry?

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16. --With a fountain pen?

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17. --In a little black notebook?

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18. --While listening to Alanis?

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19. Do you not like the drugs, but the drugs like you?

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20. Do you visit a shrink?

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21. --Does he or she roll his/her eyes in blatant exasperation of your petty suburban existence?

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22. Do you wish to move far, far away, since your town is distressing, subdued, and overall a corroding piece of deadwood surrendered to the vile River Styx?