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Good day to you all, We have made another exciting new discovery here on Our World, where we now realise we can test all our followers to see how much of a bitch, or bastard, they really are. So we have developed these simple 24 questions to find out a bit more about the people who visit our site. Admittedly the questions are, strange, but so is this whole selector thing, so if this all makes no sense, and you are confused, goooooood. It will make this all the more fun. So on with the test... Disclaimer.
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The first selector question is below.


1. Are you a good liar? (this could have serious ramifications on the credibility of the other answers see)
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High Medium Low

2. Have you ever called someone a bad name?
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High Medium Low

3. Have you ever hit / slapped someone?
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High Medium Low

4. Have you ever been in a real fight?
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High Medium Low

5. Have you ever stopped talking to someone for longage?
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High Medium Low

6. Do you forward disgusting things you find on the net to all your friends?
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High Medium Low

7. Do you change your best friends often?
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High Medium Low

8. Do have have more enemies than you do friends?
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High Medium Low

9. Have you ever sent someone a malicious letter or e-mail anonymously?
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High Medium Low

10. Are you always talking about your friends?
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High Medium Low

11. Do the homeless, or anyone else slightly less fortunate than yourself, sometimes annoy you?
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High Medium Low

12. Have you ever stood up a date?
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High Medium Low

13. Have you ever dumped someone?
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High Medium Low

14. Have you ever cheated on someone?
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High Medium Low

15. Do you condone cheating? - would you cheat if given half the chance?
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High Medium Low

16. Do you 'borrow without asking' (steal) from your friends?
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High Medium Low

17. Have you ever forgotten a friends birthday?
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High Medium Low

18. Have you ever threatened to commit suicide just for the attention you know it will generate?
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High Medium Low

19. Do you have or are you considering getting a tattoo?
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High Medium Low

20. Do you like to get revenge?
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High Medium Low

21. Have you ever quit a job and given less notice than neccessary?
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High Medium Low

22. Do you have an addictive personality?
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High Medium Low

23. Have you ever told a girl/guy that you love them, when you really didn't mean it?
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

24. Do you always expect to get what you want? - stuff the rest of 'em!
Prioritize your choice above:
High Medium Low

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