1. Do you wish to ruthlessly destroy Empire Market's competition? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 2. Are you a bully? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 3. Do you develop mental problems? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 4. Are you attractive female cashier? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 5. Do you worship Chad Vader? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 6. Has moving to the night shift caused you to lose your mind? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 7. Are you the sort of the person who manipulates people? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 8. Are you from New Zealand? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 9. Do you hate it when Chad uses his Force Choke on you? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 10. Are you an enemy of Chad's? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 11. Are you a weirdo? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 12. Have you ever had a serious bicycle accident involving a volcano? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 13. Have you ever used and/or practiced with a light saber? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 14. Do you owe your position to the fact that your father is a big shot in the supermarket corporatocracy? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 15. Do you prefer it that your underlings not refer to you as "my master" and/or "emperor"? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 16. Would you date both Chad and and Clint, albeit separately? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 17. Do you have the power of "The Force"? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 18. Were you accidentally killed? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 19. Would you convince your employees to spy upon and betray their fellow workers? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 20. Are you more or less ''normal'' with no overtly evil and insane attributes? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 21. Do you hate it when the marshmallows go off sale? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 22. Are you a ladies' man? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 23. When beset with a cold, have you ever sneezed inside your own mask, cursing the fact that you have to wear it? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 24. Have you ever bested an enemy with a banana peel? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Results! button below. Just for fun, predict what your #1 result will be.Your prediction will not influence your results. Predict Your ResultChad Vader, day shift manager of Empire Marke Clint Shermer, Chad's arch rival. Spoiled bu Randy Morgan, the general manager of Empire M Clarissa, sexy cashier and sometimes love int Jeremy Wickstrom, Empire Market employee and Weird Jimmy, Empire Market's cackling night s Margaret McCall, new owner of Empire Market. Libby. Another store employee and another lov Lloyd. A crude store employee and Clint's fri Sean Banditson, a disgruntled former customer Damien Nightshayde, strange, goth, stock boy. Lionel. Another Empire Market weirdo who obse
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