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A SelectSmart.com Weird Selector by Lucienne Beausoleil, created November 2002. Are you dramatic, bisexual, ecclectic, superhumanly talented and hopelessly decadent? No? Well, then you should have even *more* fun with this test, which will attempt to pidgeonhole you as one of David Bowie's incarnations. Disclaimer.
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1. Do you like to wear makeup, including but not limited to mascara and tons of glitter?
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2. Is there a point you need to make to the world?
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3. Would you say you give off positive energies (yes) or negative (no)?
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7. Who speaks to your soul... Burroughs (yes) or Heinlein (no)?
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8. Is monogamy natural?
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9. Is there life on Mars?
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13. Do you like your clothing elaborate and brightly colored?
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14. Have you, at any point today, wondered where the meaning in your life was?
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15. Given the choice, would you want to be a rock star?
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16. Do you have short hair (yes) or long (no)?
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