The top 6 How *teen angsty** --Are-- you?! results of 860 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How *teen angsty** --Are-- you?!.

#1	38.7%	About as disturbed as Elmo.
#2	26.6%	50-50 split--could have mild symptoms of multiple personality disorder.
#3	13.5%	Violently angsty--seek help immediately.
#4	10.1%	Just another raving stoner bastard.
#5	6.0%	Grunge-metal angsty.
#6	5.0%	Let's just dub you --Spike.--