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HumorThe top 25 How psychotic are you? results of 915 participants.

Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How psychotic are you?.

#1 18.9%
 
A chinese gooseberry
#2 17.8%
 
A fly that is part leaf
#3 17.7%
 
Satan in a tutu
#4 7.5%
 
Posessed keyboard that types what it wants to
#5 7.2%
 
Firework that blows self into little kids' heads
#6 4.4%
 
Cheese running the mile in december
#7 4.4%
 
Tree that preforms in baptist ceremonies
#8 4.2%
 
Hyper squirrel
#9 3.4%
 
Carrot that eats self
#10 3.2%
 
Clock that says what time it was twenty hours ago
#11 1.9%
 
Globe that spins on it's own
#12 1.6%
 
A dead snail
#13 1.5%
 
Shark tooth that eats people
#14 1.2%
 
Superglue that doesn't stick at all
#15 1.1%
 
Fish head with feet on it's head
#16 1.0%
 
Posessed extension cord
#17 0.9%
 
Tourist who ate their camera film
#18 0.5%
 
A drunk dungbeetle
#19 0.4%
 
Auto-dialing phone
#20 0.3%
 
Stamp that disposes of the envelope
#21 0.2%
 
A splattered, talking omlette
#22 0.2%
 
Board game that comes alive
#23 0.2%
 
Self-popping bubblewrap
#24 0.1%
 
Roll of scotch tape that's broken
#25 0.1%
 
Song called 'Song'

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