The top 9 Which kind of essayist are you? results of 30 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Which kind of essayist are you?.

#1	66.7%	The Neanderthal
#2	13.3%	The Martyr (aka The Blind Ferret)
#3	6.7%	The Disease
#4	6.7%	Zen & the Art of Essay-Writing
#5	3.3%	The Nerd
#6	3.3%	The Richard 'Pretentious Piece of Crap' Linklater
#7	0.0%	The Phony
#8	0.0%	The Slacker
#9	0.0%	The Total Twat