#1 | 35.4%
| Chad Vader, day shift manager of Empire Market. Younger brother of Darth. | |
#2 | 19.7%
| Jeremy Wickstrom, Empire Market employee and Chad's young apprentice. Can use ''The Force'' to grab a broom. | |
#3 | 18.1%
| Weird Jimmy, Empire Market's cackling night shift janitor. Mentally imbalanced. | |
#4 | 9.4%
| Lloyd. A crude store employee and Clint's friend. | |
#5 | 5.5%
| Damien Nightshayde, strange, goth, stock boy. Popular with the ladies. | |
#6 | 3.1%
| Clarissa, sexy cashier and sometimes love interest of Chad. | |
#7 | 3.1%
| Lionel. Another Empire Market weirdo who observes when customers ''save a lot''. | |
#8 | 1.6%
| Margaret McCall, new owner of Empire Market. | |
#9 | 1.6%
| Randy Morgan, the general manager of Empire Market. Has a mental breakdown. | |
#10 | 1.6%
| Sean Banditson, a disgruntled former customer of Empire Market. | |
#11 | 0.8%
| Libby. Another store employee and another love interest of Chad's. | |
#12 | 0.0%
| Clint Shermer, Chad's arch rival. Spoiled bully. | |